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Nov. 14th, 2012


Several womens magazines.

It just seems like everyone died 5 or 6 years ago. I hope that the lifeforms attempting to receive transmissions from earth are only able to get Livejournal submissions. They will assume that a horrible tragedy stuck Earth in 2005 and only hipsters, cats and animated gifs remain.

Apr. 3rd, 2008


Safety Straps and Black on Black.

No post since last year! Can I get a toot toot? Maybe not. We lost indoor cricket tonight. I hit a guy in the head with a cricket ball at full speed. It was going to hit middle stump, so I guess he wins. The nude industries need to lose it's name. There are like 2 of us with the shirt, which makes it weird when I yell out in support of the team. THings like...Let's go Nudes! Nice work Nudes,and Let's get em Nudes seem a little off. A little like-------------> zpoou ʇsod.

I have started to play Call of Duty 4. It takes away "some" of the pangs of loneliness. Not all. But some. I have formed a "clan", which is awesome. We have a website and in the last 3 weeks made it the number 1 Call of duty clan in Australia. According to google, that is. So check it out...monkeysvrobots.com. It is pretty awesome. I am apparently an über-1337 web designer now, but no doubt you'll see that for yourself.

Tomorrow is Casual Friday. I work with one other person. I was thinking we should make a gold coin donation to wear "Mufftie" (is that the correct use of the word?), but how far would $2-$4 go? Any suggestions.

ALSO- cats

Dec. 27th, 2007


If you can't touch it, you can't feel it.

I am kind of over most things in my life, especially where I live, and my lack of cash. I have contemplated alcohol.

I always told myself that if I started drinking, that it would have to mean something. And well if I started drinking, I would have to really do it. Not just start light, but really get stuck into straight scotch. I don't want to be a light-weight, I don't.

I'm glad I put that out there, it makes it alot clearer that drinking really is my only solution., at this point in my life.

Nov. 17th, 2007


Well wishers and wishing wells.

I'm getting over the flippant nature that is static online communication and thought I needed to get back to my roots. It's been too long, the journey has finally gotten me back to where it all started. Apparently people have been here all along, but honestly no-one i know in real life that lives less than 1000 kms from me.

So I was sitting here eating my way through a packet of home brand party mix lollies and thought "McHappy Day is a scam". I went there tonight at like 8:30 expecting celebrities and kids ready to accept my allocated money from my purchased big mac. This did not happen. What did happen was cold chips, cold coffee, and them turning off the inside lights an hour before they were meant to close. This did not make me or "my company" McHappy at all. Is this what McDonalds has come to? Screwing over their customers with unhealthy food in order to maximise profits? It doesn't sound like the McDonalds I used to know.

Feb. 22nd, 2007

fall this

heres to the end of feb

i am bored? yes. should i get a job, yes. i keep looking but havent found anything. atleast my standards are lowering. i am thinking about just working in a bar again. an income would be nice. maybe i should go back to school. maybe become a nurse.

this is the latest fruit of my unemployment.

Jan. 22nd, 2007


All 4 Love

I am still unemployed. I haven't really come close to job. I'm not qualified for anything and there aren't any really 'kewl' unskilled jobs out there. I could go back to the cass in a heartbeat, but i would rather not. If i can hold out till September, i have a job working at Studiocoast answering phones and assisting people do things. So i have to hold out for 8 months! I feel as though i can do it.

In the mean time I have decided to run for president of the United States. Hilary has done it, Obama has done it, now its time for me to do it. I running under the name, "George Neville Erbeensaid", You can check out my website Here. Please do, I would love your support.

I have also started a remake of "Fifteen and Pregnant", a movie with Kirsten Dunst, who will reprise her role as Tina Spangler, who becomes pregnant after "having sex"! There is much more info on the official Blog of the movie, Here

And thats about all.

Nov. 20th, 2006



Im in alabama.

The other day i had a 42 oz dr. pepper as I was told it would make me a man.

I was then informed that become a 'real' man I would need to consume a 64 oz beverage. Needless to say, it took 30 seconds to fill up my cup at the post mix machine. 64 oz is alot bigger than it sounds...

That night i attempted to consume 106 fluid oz of pure american freedom, it was a glorious night for all involved.

Oct. 11th, 2006


Extra baggage!

so if your in the nfl thing 'kerryn' has going on... sign up to it. y'know.
ausfootnerd aiiight

Sep. 19th, 2006


i'll meet you there

eskimo joe's new hit single is a repackaged version of the 'never-ending story'.

try it, you wont be disappointed with this.

Jul. 18th, 2006


'cause beautiful boys gave chase and when they arch backbones, such a dreadful sight

I saw the scene unfold on both saturday and sunday, and it was worth the "wow you must be a big fan" trip. To those people who shared in its experience, thank you, and to those that didn't, I'm sure your favourite band will be touring soon. I can say that the sunday night show was alot better than saturday night. We laugh indoors, company calls+ Epilogue, president of what and blacking out the friction really worked a treat.

But sydney is a long way away and i cant see myself 'getting back' there for some time to come. I mean if I'm going all the way to sydney i may aswell hit tokyo and new york, there is only so much longer i can go without seeing my very own harajuku grrl.

Time to head back to the cass, with all its glory, neons, sounds of opportunity and most importantly, love.If you are ever in the neighbourhood and have a spare $1m, please come say hi, I'll show you where we hide the 'real fun'.

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